Proxy Glider

d20plus1:

Ubuntu, sweetheart, you were my first, and nothing can take that away. Oh, those were happy days in 8.04. We really hit it off. So well, as you know, that our relationship was long and, for the most part, happy. You were everything I could have wanted, and I spent almost every moment with you. Oh,…

Ubuntu, you are still my sweetheart. However, as you grew older I had to spring for implants to keep you attractive. Gnome-Shell for starters, a new dockbar, a few extensions, themes, and cursors.

You are still my one and only… even if you need augmentation to make me like you.